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Today, after many disscusions with my ants, I decide to buy a banana for 12p. After that I decided fuck that, and wanted my money back. But what I forgot was that I had eaten the banana before claiming my money back. The shop assistant said 'You Bought, You Ate' so I severly grabbed an onion and followed a nice sit down with a mug of tea and some rich tea biscuits. Then I simply went home to then be rejected by my ant family. So I slept in a drop of water wearing some speedos. Isn't life CRAP!!!
3rd June 2006
Today, after many descussions with my ants, I decided to buy a new shanglom (Large metal object for doing stuff with). WTF WAS I THINKING, I have now gone fucking mental and the LSD pill on the Roof of the tree did not help in every way......................... Am I just talking shite. WHO KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOLISH HUMAN!
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